Fabulous!

I haven’t posted in forever… whoops! I’ll get some more stuff up soon.

My friends and I just completed a vampalicious photoshoot, which I’ll post tomorrow. Here are some sneak peeks:

These are just my solo shots. The retouched group shots will be posted tomorrow! Goodnight!

Love,

Briar xoxo

Exclusive sneak preview of Kindly State University! Stay tuned, bitches. In case you don’t know, KSU is my best friend Roberta Beauchamp and Redd Columbia’s brainchild. It’s a continuation of KHS, which was a high school roleplay sim. Get excited!! GOOOOOO Kodiaks!

Ok, every once in a while I come across a pair of very well made shoes. Ok, I lied. Almost every day I come across, and buy, these fantabulously fabulous shoes! What the hall??? In the words of my idol, “Let’s get some shoezz.” Enjoy, ladies. (And Paulie).

These playful Vidalia shoes by Gisaci Armidi are my new favorites to pair with my Armidi Limited jean skirt and tank. They add a GREAT fall touch and chic attitude to a simple outfit. Get them for L$350 in Armidi.

These are the same Vidalia shoes as previously, except with a metallic texture with a hint of shimmer. These flashy shoes are perfect for glamming up a simple dress. Wear these with a little black skirt when you go out at night! Amen amen amen!

The Vidalia in Dark Crocodile are some of my favorite shoes. For some reason, I don’t seem to buy a lot of brown shoes, as I tend to stay away from earth-tones. However, I had just bought a green dress, and figured I needed something brown to match. The crocodile texture adds a lovely classiness that I definitely do not possess on my own.

These cute black leather shoes are a new release from Tesla, one of my favorite hat and shoe stores. It’s a simple black shoe. I really only bought it because I love the shape. It’ll go great with a business suit for a more professional look, instead of the cheesy ho I usually go for.

These shoes are amazingly fun! With the bottom pair’s red soles, it invokes an image of Christian Louboutin. The vinyl texture looks great with this season’s patterns and colors. If you didn’t know, patent leather is totally in this season.

Hope you enjoyed your lesson in shoe shopping!

Love,

Briar xoxo

Ok, so I’m already free. See you all ingame.

Love,

Briar xoxo

Omg, you guys. Today was sooo crazy it’s not even funny. It’s HIGHLARIOUS!!! I decided to have a dinner party with my husband, Paulie Tamale, grandmother, Gloria Keppler, and little boy, Billy Ballsinmyface. I whipped up a lovely salad of fresh greens, peppers, carrot slices, and feta cheese, tossed in a lovely French dressing. However, I forgot the cucumbers, so Granny’s fiber levels were all off. She drank a few glasses of wine which put her in her usual mindset.

Right from the get-go, my husband was very angry. He was a general Debbie Downer the entire time, and Grandma was so drunk she couldn’t even remember what her name was. Thankfully she had her cigarettes handy, so she was quiet.

Little Billy showed up with his balloons, which I had told him not to do. However, his piece of shit father refused to do anything about it, and claimed Billy was not his child! Amazing, since the resemblance is SO there.

Pretty soon after, this strange woman showed up claiming to be Paulie’s secretary. Unlikely, considering my husband’s secretary is super hot and he frequently fucks her brains out. This woman then tried to sit at my table! I yelled at her and said NO! BAD UGLY BITCH! She smelled like rancid champagne that was puked up by Nicole Richie’s unborn fetus. Grrrross!

Pretty soon after, we noticed something strange going on around the house. All of a sudden, three tribal warriors jumped up and surrounded Effin! Holy shiz, they were powerful! The leader sprung to attack Effin, but luckily she beat the bitch down with her high heeled stiletto from Armidi Gisaci.

I was super angry, so at this point I changed into my fighting gear and pulled out my favorite sex toy, my Xcite! Buggy Whip. I whipped those hoes back to 1969 and they ran away crying and hollerin’.

After this escapade, I was inspired by my inner Macy Grey and divafied myself. Amen, sista, amen!

Love,

Briar xoxo