I was just banned for griefing a Gorean sim… oh boy. Hope I can get back on soon. This is the last thing I was doing before I got banned.
See you all in game soon (hopefully).
Love,
Briar xoxo
Every once in a while, I’ll post pictures of me and my friends doing skanky things, which we do a lot. Enjoy!
(EffinPunk Goff doesn’t look like a whore, she just looks so beautiful I had to put her in.)
Guys, don’t look too hard… you’ll go blind. 
Love,
Briar xoxo
Omg, you guys. Today was sooo crazy it’s not even funny. It’s HIGHLARIOUS!!! I decided to have a dinner party with my husband, Paulie Tamale, grandmother, Gloria Keppler, and little boy, Billy Ballsinmyface. I whipped up a lovely salad of fresh greens, peppers, carrot slices, and feta cheese, tossed in a lovely French dressing. However, I forgot the cucumbers, so Granny’s fiber levels were all off. She drank a few glasses of wine which put her in her usual mindset.
Right from the get-go, my husband was very angry. He was a general Debbie Downer the entire time, and Grandma was so drunk she couldn’t even remember what her name was. Thankfully she had her cigarettes handy, so she was quiet.
Little Billy showed up with his balloons, which I had told him not to do. However, his piece of shit father refused to do anything about it, and claimed Billy was not his child! Amazing, since the resemblance is SO there.
Pretty soon after, this strange woman showed up claiming to be Paulie’s secretary. Unlikely, considering my husband’s secretary is super hot and he frequently fucks her brains out. This woman then tried to sit at my table! I yelled at her and said NO! BAD UGLY BITCH! She smelled like rancid champagne that was puked up by Nicole Richie’s unborn fetus. Grrrross!
Pretty soon after, we noticed something strange going on around the house. All of a sudden, three tribal warriors jumped up and surrounded Effin! Holy shiz, they were powerful! The leader sprung to attack Effin, but luckily she beat the bitch down with her high heeled stiletto from Armidi Gisaci.
I was super angry, so at this point I changed into my fighting gear and pulled out my favorite sex toy, my Xcite! Buggy Whip. I whipped those hoes back to 1969 and they ran away crying and hollerin’.
After this escapade, I was inspired by my inner Macy Grey and divafied myself. Amen, sista, amen!
Love,
Briar xoxo
Beautiful SLocialite EffinPunk Goff, looking stunning as always. This trendsetter and major fashionista is my BFF and my roomie! We always get into trouble together..muahahahahaha!
I call it entertainment!
Last night Paulie Tamale and I got ourselves into our evil witch gear (well, at least I did) and readied our pervy spellbooks. Luckily, I have a massive homing penis stored in my inventory, which Paulie and I used to “entertain” the lucky Goreans. We got kicked out of the first two sims before finally landing a successful attack in the third. After the penises cleared, we high-tailed it outta there back to my place. Close call, bitchez!
Love,
Briar xoxo
Since not eating and all can be a toll on your general health, I decided to call up my favorite workout pal Paulie Tamale and get my withering body to work. We put on our 80s tights, bright sneakers, ankle socks, and high heels, and got to work! We jammed out to MJ, Olivia Newton John, and other 80s masterminds. After our flashback was over, I was surprised to find that nothing changed except my garter belt, which somehow attained a $20 bill.
Love,
Briar xoxo
Classy broad Giselle22 Bristol. Watch out, she’s coming to a neighborhood near you. Also, she’s having a super huge, super rad party soon! Woohoo!!
Ok, so today, after my morning breakfast of Apple Jacks and Jack Daniels, I realized that there was a party at Chapeau tres Mignon. Ok, so I won’t lie, I had no idea what the hell that place was. However, a lot of my friends were going, including my wifey Puma Jie, so I had to go. I TPed over to Sylar Boyd’s new house (which I’m in love with) to hang out. Devo Whippet was there with Sy, so I hopped onto his bed to join him. Pretty soon I decided to change into something a bit more spicy… aka, my new Shai Dutchess red fur coat, red panties, my trusty garters, some pantyhose, and my new Vinyl Vixen high heels from Maitreya.
It’s always fun to get dressed up as a whore for no occasion! I kind of laid around on Sy’s bed for a while before whipping out my detachable implants. I went from a B cup to a EE cup!! WHOA!! Devo got some before and after pics, and I’ll try to get them posted. Anywho, after that, TR Ulysses came over and chatted for a bit. There was about 20 minutes ’til the party, so I started getting ready. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to wear one of my new Gisaci dresses or if I’d wear my glittery new Kenzie dress. I figured everyone would be wearing Gisaci, since the new opening at Armidi. I settled for wearing my new grey linen Gisaci dress with the Vidalia heels from Armidi Gisaci. Ok, I just typed Gisaci about fifty times! Can you tell a gal’s obsessed???
After Devo and I were glammed up and lookin’ HOT Sy TPed Liquid Zidane who was looking hot as usual. I figured I’d get on over to the party, so I looked through my cluttered inventory for the invite. I TPed over and quickly fell in love with everything at this store! I bought the Dove hat, the Lagerfeld headband, and the Satyr necklace. I put on the Dove hat and the Satyr necklace, since it matched my outfit. Then I started wondering why I could hear everyone, but not see anyone. All the peroxide in my hair gets to my brain sometimes, it’d so odd. Anywho, someone TPed me upstairs, where the party was.
My lovely wife Puma was there along with a bunch of other hot bitches. Mariya Nesiote was there, wearing gray also, and looking super fabulous. The DJ, Orson Pfeffer, was playing disco, which was awesome. Not to mention that he looked cute cute cute in his all white ensemble. Mariya and I went up to the DJ booth and started dancing with him, since he looked all alone. TR had already gone up and started shimmying, to everyone’s… disgust. Just kidding!!
My best friend forever Gianni Broda IMed me, so I TPed her skanky, STD-ridden ass. She was looking hot in her new orange hair. After dancing til my feet hurt, I decided to split. And what a fun time was had by all when I left!
Love,
Briar xoxo
Hey guyssss, thanks for coming to read about my fabulous life! I have so much fun all the time in SL that I’ve decided to share with everyone. I have so many awesome friends that are hilarious, and it would be selfish of me not to blog about them.
Each post I’ll chronicle an event that I’ve attended in world, whether it’s a party, dinner, or even just me hanging out with Paulie and terrorizing Gorean sims.
Enjoy bitchezzz!!
